Aha, Vendilion Clique! Show me your hand, you planeswalker scum! Hm... I think I shall take this one! What a powerful card... No matter... take your new draw you peasant scum! I'm gonna wipe you off the face of the planet! Muahahaa!!! May your body and mind forever rest among the stars.
From, The Student
the things i would do… oh please, little joker! get me to ante 12 i beg you! i want to get to ante 12! if i dont……….. ill die!!!!!!!!!
Ho ho! you are an “ace” at balatro terminology! What a “Joker”!
BLACK FLASH!!!!
HOOOGHHHHHH!! PLEASE GIVE ME A HUG! (little friend in the back is hella cute! could i get his @?) I like attention to the hair in this drawing! The superfluous motion of the unstoppable flood smoothly glided through the silky streets!
JAARRRRVIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!
so slimy...
my door hinges are well made, ill have you know, Johnny Apple. And lets not discuss the matter of Mr. Book right now.. there are kids watching!
Nah..
James Book (1873-1898), a young and wealthy leather worker starting at the ripe young age of 12 years old, was the first man to come up with the revolutionary design for his convenient and aptly named invention, the book. On a warm summer's day, as many eyewitness reports echoed at the time, the then 32 year old James Book was experimenting with a new type of shoe that could soak up the sweat created from the feet while still keeping the foot safe from any dangerous objects littered across the ground. Jameson planned on being able to remove the inside of this invention so that it could be replaced and kept at a high quality, although he never specified what he would do with the inside after it was removed. Book, in one of his prototypes of--what he called--the "Jook," began to inscribe lettering on the inside of the boot to add a fancy design that his customers would surely be intrigued to buy! But, as the stories go, Mr. Book never stopped writing. In fact, he didn't stop writing on the inside of the "Jook" until he had filled every page with what is today referred to as the King James Bible. James Book, proud of his new discovery, took to the seas and went on a philosophical journey to find the meaning of his life, his journey lasting until he was at the decaying age of 40 years old. Book, at the end of his life, made his son promise him one last thing: "Jamesie Book II, please don't throw away the insides of the 'Jook,' they still need to be studied for the better of mankind." And with those final words, James Book passed away, leaving his son to take up the mantle for his impossible quest to publish the first ever written book... and we all know how that story ended up. To this day, the story of James Book is touching to an audience all around the globe, and it shows the importance of experimental testing and expression of creativity, as, without Book's daring attempt at creating a revolutionary new shoe model, we would never have been able to spend hundreds, if not thousands of hours in our lives reading books for school.
zestament cuando es la hora de rebotar en mi pene: "Oh, merci! Lo dinero! Arriba!"
would
me when i bite the snake: "Hiyaahh!!"
me then the snake bit me: "Ab gub gub..."
i just want likes tbh
Joined on 8/1/21
VEERRRRMILLION 
CONSTELLATION JOKER - Pixel day 2025 
My Heart feels like it’s going to burst! 
MERRY CHRISTMAS 2024!!! 
Bridget my Beloved 
first day at work 
NOTES art 
Testament 
Salubra’s day off 
Great Serpent