sometimes i let the eggs fall and crack and i imagine that they are falling onto a little plate and are being cooked for me to eat.

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I hit my triangle twice and it made a nice ring! Oh, woow! Damn you, rabbits! I like going to the beach in my sandals, sometimes...

Hi Mom!

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Frosted Grape Pop-Tarts® are back by popular demand! The nostalgia-inducing flavor returns with the same grape jelly filling, white icing and purple crunch-lets that gave it such a beloved reputation way back when.

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The pen strokes slickly slide across the slippery screen, colors filling in the gaps between lines. A nude portrait is what first comes to mind when Socrates first discovers the power when art shines. Commoners beg and wail, crying "I want to be locked up in your bed chamber!" But the only thing they should be seeing is their mother's coat hanger.

Nice artwork, could use more snakes and maybe even an exposed and naked torso.