sometimes i let the eggs fall and crack and i imagine that they are falling onto a little plate and are being cooked for me to eat.

el jato rararghhh

I hit my triangle twice and it made a nice ring! Oh, woow! Damn you, rabbits! I like going to the beach in my sandals, sometimes...

Hi Mom!

zdont schming together

I float among the sea of stars,
And the great abyss swallows me hole.
Venus, Jupiter, Neptune and Mars.
The only solution is to hit you with my car.

The whims of fate have brought us forth thus.
Upon the tides of life, the waves guide us here.
To the varying sands, and that rigid sea of dust,
The salt fills my lungs, and my son gets me a beer.

When you're 13 minutes into staring at the sun and she gives you this look and its kappa.